May 2013
79 posts
everyholmesneedshiswatson:
member that time john threw sherlock on bed after touching his upper chest
Once you go Fangirl, you never go back...:... →
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perfectplasticworld:
Oh tumblr, you make me laugh
You should not be laughing at tumblr. You should be revising.
HANNAH GET YOUR CUTE ASS OFF TUMBLR
NO. BUT THANKYOU.
ANYTIME BABY ;)…
NO. STOP LICKING...
Once you go Fangirl, you never go back...:... →
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perfectplasticworld:
Oh tumblr, you make me laugh
You should not be laughing at tumblr. You should be revising.
HANNAH GET YOUR CUTE ASS OFF TUMBLR
NO. BUT THANKYOU.
ANYTIME BABY ;)…
NO. STOP LICKING ME THERE. STOP.
YOU ARE ONLY...
Once you go Fangirl, you never go back...:... →
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perfectplasticworld:
Oh tumblr, you make me laugh
You should not be laughing at tumblr. You should be revising.
HANNAH GET YOUR CUTE ASS OFF TUMBLR
NO. BUT THANKYOU.
ANYTIME BABY ;)…
NO. STOP LICKING ME THERE. STOP.
YOU ARE ONLY SCARED THAT YOU’LL ENJOY IT
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Once you go Fangirl, you never go back...:... →
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perfectplasticworld:
Oh tumblr, you make me laugh
You should not be laughing at tumblr. You should be revising.
HANNAH GET YOUR CUTE ASS OFF TUMBLR
NO. BUT THANKYOU.
ANYTIME BABY ;)…
NO. STOP LICKING ME THERE. STOP.
YOU ARE ONLY SCARED THAT YOU’LL ENJOY IT
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perfectplasticworld:
Oh tumblr, you make me laugh
You should not be laughing at tumblr. You should be revising.
HANNAH GET YOUR CUTE ASS OFF TUMBLR
NO. BUT THANKYOU.
ANYTIME BABY ;) *licks clavical*
*RUNS AWAY* WHAT THE HELL IS A CLAVICLE?
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perfectplasticworld:
Oh tumblr, you make me laugh
You should not be laughing at tumblr. You should be revising.
HANNAH GET YOUR CUTE ASS OFF TUMBLR
NO. BUT THANKYOU.
ANYTIME BABY ;) *licks clavical*
A Thousand Years: fangirlabouteverythingever:... →
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borinq:
Failed my biology oh my god
TADPOLES. LITERALLY WHAT.
I know right? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
I DID NOT REVISE FOR THAT SHIT. WERE THOSE THINGS GILLS? WERE THEY FEET? NOBODY…
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perfectplasticworld:
Oh tumblr, you make me laugh
You should not be laughing at tumblr. You should be revising.
HANNAH GET YOUR CUTE ASS OFF TUMBLR
*phone rings*
Friend: Hey, so what are you up to?
Me: Well I WAS asleep.
*attempts to act like a nice human being*
*fails*
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation...
cumberverse:
kikibelge:
alittlemenagerie:
I’m going to be real with you now tumblr, if an elf and a hobbit had a child it would look like this
that’s actually so accurate that I have lost all ability to can.
This actually makes the perfect sense.
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broternia:
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
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magnusandtheherondales:
Petition for John Green to play the guy who talked about his balls a lot and spent his spare time hanging with teenagers in some random church basement that he believed was the literal heart of Jesus
egotistical-genius:
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
but if you get cold enough then you get extremely hot. ( seriously at -kelvin it is like the equivalent of...
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myrtlewilson:
fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone
i’m...
teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
straight-as-a-curly-fry:
as part of the Supernatural fandom, I strongly suggest that those not in the fandom prepare for the shit storm that shall be unleashed upon humanity next week
playmelikeyourstratovarius:
zuky:
mishachu:
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
in claymation
destielarryziam:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
sciencebluetrenchcoat:
goldshirts-tightpants:
unimodus:
my favorite thing about the star trek fandom is our ability to make text posts saying “star trek ______ AU” but it all makes perfect sense no matter how cracky we try to make them
star trek tumblr text post AU
goddammit i wrote a shitty thing for u
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iloveyou-youmachine:
its-an-old-irish-tradition:
I just realized that when we first see John Watson, he’s waking up from a nightmare.
And when we leave him, he’s falling into one.
“When Sherlock receives a text from Irene at the Christmas party, John just says...”
– The Johnlock “gold mine”- Just incredible. (via tokillakatniss)
No! You guys! Sonnet 57 could not be more appropriate for John’s relation to Sherlock! Seriously!
SONNET 57
Being your slave, what should I do but tend Upon the hours and times of your desire? I have no precious time* at all to...
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remulusromus:
what did the bartender say after charles dickens ordered a martini?
olive or twist
why arent you guys reblogging this
whtev-r:
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
